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Blending the high-glam vanity of the early 2000s with modern meme culture, this shirt is designed for anyone who understands that the best way to handle a vibe this high is with a touch of sarcasm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eCrafted from \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"13\"\u003epremium 100% ring-spun cotton\u003c\/b\u003e, this tee features a specialized \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"76\"\u003esoft-wash treatment\u003c\/b\u003e that gives it that coveted \"lived-in\" vintage feel. It’s the perfect piece for your next viral post, a night out with the besties, or simply running errands while looking distractingly good.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eNote on Aesthetic:\u003c\/b\u003e This is a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,0\" data-index-in-node=\"29\"\u003ePrint-on-Demand (POD) product\u003c\/b\u003e. The graphic features a distressed, retro-print effect to mimic a high-end vintage find. 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