Funny Gardening Club T-Shirt – Sarcastic Plant Lover Graphic Tee, Unisex Dirty Hoe Gardening Streetwear Top
Funny Gardening Club T-Shirt – Sarcastic Plant Lover Graphic Tee, Unisex Dirty Hoe Gardening Streetwear Top
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Funny Gardening Club T-Shirt – Sarcastic Plant Lover Graphic Tee, Unisex Dirty Hoe Gardening Streetwear Top
F I T & S I Z E C H A R T
F I T & S I Z E C H A R T
M A T E R I A L S
M A T E R I A L S
T-SHIRT
- Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber blend may differ depending on color)
- Lightweight fabric: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
- Retail-style fit
- Features a tear-away label
- Fits true to size
SWEATSHIRT
- Crafted from 80% cotton and 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
- Relaxed, loose fit
- Includes a sewn-in label
- True-to-size fit
HOODIES
- Made with 80% cotton and 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy material: 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
- Classic fit design
- Tear-away label for added comfort
- Runs true to size
C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S
C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S
- Wash in warm water, max 40°C or 105°F
- Only use non-chlorine bleach when necessary
- Tumble dry low
- Use medium heat for ironing, steaming, or dry ironing
- Do not dry clean
S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S
S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S
SHIPPING
Orders are typically processed and shipped within 2–20 business days.
For full details, please review our Shipping Policy.
RETURNS
If you are not fully satisfied with your purchase, we are happy to accept unused items returned in their original condition.
For more information, please see our Returns & Exchanges page.
S H I P P I N G - F E E
S H I P P I N G - F E E
$0.00–$40.00: Shipping fee $5.90 USD
$40.01–$79.00: Shipping fee $4.90 USD
$79.01–$1,000.00: Free shipping
🌱 Getting Down and Dirty in the Dirt. For the plant parents who appreciate a good double entendre as much as a perfectly pruned monstera, the Funny Gardening Club T-Shirt is your new favorite uniform. Featuring the hilarious, cheeky punchline "Dirty Hoe Garden Club," this graphic tee brings a bold, sarcastic edge to the backyard greenhouse.
Whether you’re repotting succulents, digging up weeds, or browsing the local nursery for the third time this week, this shirt is designed to stand out. It’s the ultimate combination of cozy loungewear and witty streetwear, making it perfect for anyone who loves spending their weekends with their plants and a healthy sense of humor.
🧵 Key Features:
- Premium Quality: 5.3 oz./yd² (US) / 8.8 oz./L yd (CA) midweight fabric.
- Remastered Comfort: Made with 100% U.S. cotton and the latest breakthrough in soft cotton technology for a quality you can see and feel.
- Material Blends: Heather, Neon, and Safety colors are 50/50 cotton/polyester; Antique colors are 90/10; Ash Grey is 99/1.
- High-Visibility Safety: Safety Green is compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107 high-visibility standards.
- Durable Construction: Features a classic fit with a rib collar and taped neck/shoulders for lasting comfort and durability.
- Seamless Finish: Includes a convenient tear-away label for an irritation-free experience.
- Advanced Printing: Remastered for improved printability using high-quality DTG or DTF technology depending on location.
- Made in the USA: Proudly manufactured in the United States.
note: manual measurement may exist a 1-2 inch difference.
note: actual print color and size may vary slightly due to monitor effects and garment size.
✅ Why You’ll Love It:
- Hilarious Plant Pun: A witty, adult humor design that instantly connects with fellow gardeners and plant lovers.
- Botanical Streetwear Style: A clean layout that looks incredible paired with denim overalls, canvas aprons, or casual shorts.
- Great Gift Idea: The perfect surprise for crazy plant ladies, horticulturists, green thumbs, or anyone obsessed with indoor landscaping.
✅ Grab Yours Now:
Let your garden—and your wardrobe—bloom with personality. Add the Dirty Hoe Garden Club Tee to your cart today and wear your passion proudly!
