Name: Funny Goose Nurse Vitals Are Stable Comfort Colors Shirt
Brand: Teezioo
Price: 26.1 USD
Availability: InStock

M A T E R I A L S

T-SHIRT

Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber blend may differ depending on color)
Lightweight fabric: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
Retail-style fit
Features a tear-away label
Fits true to size

SWEATSHIRT

Crafted from 80% cotton and 20% polyester
Medium-heavy fabric: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
Relaxed, loose fit
Includes a sewn-in label
True-to-size fit

HOODIES

Made with 80% cotton and 20% polyester
Medium-heavy material: 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
Classic fit design
Tear-away label for added comfort
Runs true to size

C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S

Wash in warm water, max 40°C or 105°F
Only use non-chlorine bleach when necessary
Tumble dry low
Use medium heat for ironing, steaming, or dry ironing
Do not dry clean

S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S

SHIPPING
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RETURNS
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S H I P P I N G - F E E

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Chaotic Goose Energy. Lifesaving Medical Skills. Zero Patience Left.

If your daily nursing shift feels a bit like dealing with a chaotic, honking goose, this tee gets you! The Funny Goose Nurse Vitals Are Stable Comfort Colors Shirt combines hilarious medical humor with an unapologetically grumpy feathered attitude. Featuring an amusing graphic of a sassy nurse goose, this shirt is an absolute must-have for RNs, LPNs, nursing students, and healthcare heroes who rely on caffeine, sarcasm, and strong boundaries to get through a tough shift.

Printed on legendary Comfort Colors garment-dyed blanks, this heavy-weight tee offers a signature faded, lived-in look and a buttery-soft, broken-in feel right from day one. Its relaxed unisex fit pairs seamlessly with your favorite scrubs, casual denim, or comfortable sneakers for long hospital shifts, clinic days, or relaxing off-duty hours.

🧵 Key Features

Premium Fabric: 6.1 oz./yd², 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft feel
Garment-Dyed Finish: Vintage look with reduced shrinkage
Relaxed Fit: Perfect for all-day professional and casual comfort
Durable Construction: Reinforced seams & ribbed collar
Printed in USA: High-quality DTG or DTF printing

Note: Slight variations in size (1–2 inches) and print/color may occur.

✅ Why You’ll Love It

Because healthcare humor is the best coping mechanism — this soft-washed sarcastic nurse graphic tee brings together iconic internet meme energy and everyday comfort for hardworking medical staff.