Funny If I Ever Get Rabies Raccoon Sarcastic 4th of July Patriotic T-Shirt
Funny If I Ever Get Rabies Raccoon Sarcastic 4th of July Patriotic T-Shirt
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Funny If I Ever Get Rabies Raccoon Sarcastic 4th of July Patriotic T-Shirt
F I T & S I Z E C H A R T
F I T & S I Z E C H A R T
M A T E R I A L S
M A T E R I A L S
T-SHIRT
- Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber blend may differ depending on color)
- Lightweight fabric: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
- Retail-style fit
- Features a tear-away label
- Fits true to size
SWEATSHIRT
- Crafted from 80% cotton and 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
- Relaxed, loose fit
- Includes a sewn-in label
- True-to-size fit
HOODIES
- Made with 80% cotton and 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy material: 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
- Classic fit design
- Tear-away label for added comfort
- Runs true to size
C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S
C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S
- Wash in warm water, max 40°C or 105°F
- Only use non-chlorine bleach when necessary
- Tumble dry low
- Use medium heat for ironing, steaming, or dry ironing
- Do not dry clean
S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S
S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S
SHIPPING
Orders are typically processed and shipped within 2–20 business days.
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RETURNS
If you are not fully satisfied with your purchase, we are happy to accept unused items returned in their original condition.
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S H I P P I N G - F E E
S H I P P I N G - F E E
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🧵 Key Features:
- Premium Quality: 5.3 oz./yd² (US) / 8.8 oz./L yd (CA) midweight fabric.
- Remastered Comfort: Made with 100% U.S. cotton and the latest breakthrough in soft cotton technology for a quality you can see and feel.
- Material Blends: Heather, Neon, and Safety colors are 50/50 cotton/polyester; Antique colors are 90/10; Ash Grey is 99/1.
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- Seamless Finish: Includes a convenient tear-away label for an irritation-free experience.
- Advanced Printing: Remastered for improved printability using high-quality DTG or DTF technology depending on location.
- Made in the USA: Proudly manufactured in the United States.
note: manual measurement may exist a 1-2 inch difference.
note: actual print color and size may vary slightly due to monitor effects and garment size.
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