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Funny Serious Goose Gym Washed Tank Top - Retro Acid Wash Bodybuilding Muscle Tee

Funny Serious Goose Gym Washed Tank Top - Retro Acid Wash Bodybuilding Muscle Tee

$31.50
$31.50 $36.90
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Funny Serious Goose Gym Washed Tank Top - Retro Acid Wash Bodybuilding Muscle Tee

$31.50
$31.50 $36.90
SAVE 14% Sold out

F I T & S I Z E C H A R T

M A T E R I A L S

T-SHIRT

  • Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber blend may differ depending on color)
  • Lightweight fabric: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
  • Retail-style fit
  • Features a tear-away label
  • Fits true to size

SWEATSHIRT

  • Crafted from 80% cotton and 20% polyester
  • Medium-heavy fabric: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
  • Relaxed, loose fit
  • Includes a sewn-in label
  • True-to-size fit

HOODIES

  • Made with 80% cotton and 20% polyester
  • Medium-heavy material: 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
  • Classic fit design
  • Tear-away label for added comfort
  • Runs true to size

C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S

  • Wash in warm water, max 40°C or 105°F
  • Only use non-chlorine bleach when necessary
  • Tumble dry low
  • Use medium heat for ironing, steaming, or dry ironing
  • Do not dry clean

S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S

SHIPPING
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RETURNS
If you are not fully satisfied with your purchase, we are happy to accept unused items returned in their original condition.

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S H I P P I N G - F E E

$0.00–$40.00: Shipping fee $5.90 USD

$40.01–$79.00: Shipping fee $4.90 USD

$79.01–$1,000.00: Free shipping

Bring serious gains and playful humor to your training split with the Funny Serious Goose Gym Washed Tank Top. Blending old-school bodybuilding aesthetics with a hilarious, hyper-focused silly goose fitness lifestyle twist, this premium unisex vintage-washed sleeveless tee is custom-crafted for gym rats, powerlifters, bodybuilders, workout enthusiasts, and funny fitness graphic apparel fans. Featuring a retro-inspired graphic of an intensely focused goose locking eyes with the weights alongside bold gym typography, this top delivers the ultimate combination of barbell attitude, vintage pump-cover style, and lightweight, acid-washed cotton comfort.

Zero honks given, all PRs taken! Rep the official uniform for heavy leg days, bench press sessions, cardio runs, post-workout protein shakes, and casual summer athleisure fits.

Why You'll Love This Serious Goose Gym Muscle Tank:

  • Hilarious Hardcore Fitness Graphic Twist: Features an intense visual composition pairing a laser-focused goose with vintage gym logo artwork—acting as an instant squat-rack icebreaker, PR motivator, and favorite for gym selfies.

  • Retro Acid-Washed Fabric Character: Treated with a vintage garment-wash technique that creates a uniquely faded, lived-in texture and ultra-soft hand feel with authentic retro bodybuilding style.

  • Lightweight & Breathable Cotton Comfort: Crafted from premium 100% combed ring-spun cotton fabric, engineered to maximize airflow, cool skin ventilation, and freedom of motion during intense workouts.

  • The Perfect Gift for Gym Bros & Athletes: Serving as a funny and functional homage to iron-pumping culture, it makes an ideal gift for workout partners, personal trainers, weightlifters, or fitness enthusiasts.

  • Athletic Sleeveless Cut: Designed with dropped armholes, a ribbed collar, and a relaxed unisex drape that pairs effortlessly with gym shorts, joggers, sweatpants, or compression gear.

Product Specifications:

  • Theme: Serious Goose Gym, Retro Bodybuilding, Vintage Acid Wash & Fitness Humor Series

  • Material: 100% Lightweight Combed Ring-Spun Cotton (Vintage Washed Finish)

  • Fit: Unisex relaxed muscle tank fit (True to size, size up for an oversized pump-cover look)

  • Care Instructions: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors, tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the printed gym graphic design.

Please Note (POD Disclaimer): This is a custom Print-on-Demand (POD) product utilizing vintage acid-washing techniques and premium custom blanks, printed fresh upon order. Due to the custom washing process, subtle color variations enhance each shirt's unique vintage look. By placing an order, you agree that you are purchasing a custom-made item.

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