Guess What Chicken Butt T-Shirt – 2-Sided Retro Groovy Poultry Graphic Tee
Guess What Chicken Butt T-Shirt – 2-Sided Retro Groovy Poultry Graphic Tee
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Guess What Chicken Butt T-Shirt – 2-Sided Retro Groovy Poultry Graphic Tee
F I T & S I Z E C H A R T
F I T & S I Z E C H A R T
M A T E R I A L S
M A T E R I A L S
T-SHIRT
- Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber blend may differ depending on color)
- Lightweight fabric: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
- Retail-style fit
- Features a tear-away label
- Fits true to size
SWEATSHIRT
- Crafted from 80% cotton and 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
- Relaxed, loose fit
- Includes a sewn-in label
- True-to-size fit
HOODIES
- Made with 80% cotton and 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy material: 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
- Classic fit design
- Tear-away label for added comfort
- Runs true to size
C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S
C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S
- Wash in warm water, max 40°C or 105°F
- Only use non-chlorine bleach when necessary
- Tumble dry low
- Use medium heat for ironing, steaming, or dry ironing
- Do not dry clean
S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S
S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S
SHIPPING
Orders are typically processed and shipped within 2–20 business days.
For full details, please review our Shipping Policy.
RETURNS
If you are not fully satisfied with your purchase, we are happy to accept unused items returned in their original condition.
For more information, please see our Returns & Exchanges page.
S H I P P I N G - F E E
S H I P P I N G - F E E
$0.00–$40.00: Shipping fee $5.90 USD
$40.01–$79.00: Shipping fee $4.90 USD
$79.01–$1,000.00: Free shipping
🐓 The Ultimate Setup. The Iconic Punchline. Some jokes are timeless for a reason. The Comfort Colors® Guess What Chicken Butt Tee elevates a legendary piece of playground wit into a masterclass in retro typography and homestead style. Moving far away from cheap, plastic-feeling novelty shirts, this piece utilizes a premium 2-sided print layout. The front sets the trap with a clean, low-profile chest placement, while the back delivers the ultimate groovy, 70s-inspired poultry punchline. It is the definitive uniform for the 2026 "Farm-To-Street" movement—built for farmer's markets, backyard coops, and casual weekend hangouts.
Printed on the world-famous Comfort Colors® 1717 garment-dyed tee, this shirt offers an unmatched, cloud-soft "lived-in" texture from the very first wear. The specialized pigment-dyeing process gives the fabric a beautiful, sun-faded patina, making it look and feel like a cherished vintage find rather than mass-produced merch.
Note on Homestead-Grade Quality: This is a Print-on-Demand (POD) product featuring custom-engineered "Groovy-Poultry" archive art. We use high-definition, water-based matte inks that bond directly with the heavy-gauge ring-spun cotton fibers. This ensures both graphics remain completely flexible, breathable, and crack-proof through heavy farm chores, chicken feedings, and endless cycles in the laundry.
🧵 Key Features:
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Premium 2-Sided Graphic: Features a minimalist, retro setup on the front left chest and a bold, distressed, wavy 70s poultry graphic layout across the back. It’s a chic, "Anti-Serious" design that pairs perfectly with overalls, high-waisted denim, or an oversized utility jacket.
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Legendary Comfort Colors® Fabric: Crafted from 6.1 oz, 100% ring-spun US cotton for a substantial, completely non-see-through structure and a luxury, relaxed drape.
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The Ultimate Gift for Animal Lovers: The ideal standout choice for the current 2026 graduation and Father's Day season. A stellar gift for backyard chicken keepers, cottagecore enthusiasts, homesteaders, or anyone with a sharp sense of humor.
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Modern Relaxed Silhouette: Features a classic tubular body and soft-washed garment-dyeing for a contemporary silhouette. Stay true-to-size for a cozy, classic fit or size up for an effortless, oversized streetwear look.
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Built to Outlast the Coop: Pre-shrunk during the garment-dyeing process to ensure it maintains its shape, size, and muted earth-tone colors. Reinforced double-needle stitching ensures this shirt survives long-term wear.
✅ Why You’ll Love It:
Because your sense of humor is classic, and your wardrobe should match that timeless energy. It’s charming, it’s exceptionally high-quality, and it’s arguably the most aesthetic way to represent your love for the farm life in 2026.
✅ Grab Yours Now:
Ready to deliver the punchline? Select your favorite vintage shade (we highly recommend Moss, Pepper, or Butter), pick your size, and add the Comfort Colors® Guess What Chicken Butt Tee to your cart today!
