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Humorous "Sorry You Weren't Selected" Statement Shirt

Humorous "Sorry You Weren't Selected" Statement Shirt

$17.10
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Humorous "Sorry You Weren't Selected" Statement Shirt

$17.10
$17.10 $22.50
SAVE 24% Sold out

F I T & S I Z E C H A R T

M A T E R I A L S

T-SHIRT

  • Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber blend may differ depending on color)
  • Lightweight fabric: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
  • Retail-style fit
  • Features a tear-away label
  • Fits true to size

SWEATSHIRT

  • Crafted from 80% cotton and 20% polyester
  • Medium-heavy fabric: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
  • Relaxed, loose fit
  • Includes a sewn-in label
  • True-to-size fit

HOODIES

  • Made with 80% cotton and 20% polyester
  • Medium-heavy material: 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
  • Classic fit design
  • Tear-away label for added comfort
  • Runs true to size

C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S

  • Wash in warm water, max 40°C or 105°F
  • Only use non-chlorine bleach when necessary
  • Tumble dry low
  • Use medium heat for ironing, steaming, or dry ironing
  • Do not dry clean

S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S

SHIPPING
Orders are typically processed and shipped within 2–20 business days.

For full details, please review our Shipping Policy.

RETURNS
If you are not fully satisfied with your purchase, we are happy to accept unused items returned in their original condition.

For more information, please see our Returns & Exchanges page.

S H I P P I N G - F E E

$0.00–$40.00: Shipping fee $5.90 USD

$40.01–$79.00: Shipping fee $4.90 USD

$79.01–$1,000.00: Free shipping

👂🚫 It’s Not That I Can’t Hear You. It’s That I Choose Not To. Do you have a talent for tuning out the noise? The "Selective Hearing: Sorry You Weren't Selected" Sarcastic Tee is the ultimate wardrobe essential for the person who has mastered the art of ignoring unwanted advice, boring stories, and drama.

Featuring a sharp, witty punchline, this shirt moves away from typical "funny" shirts to deliver a high-level, intelligent sass that resonates with introverts, geniuses, and anyone with a busy mind. It’s not just a graphic tee; it’s a filter for your daily social interactions.

🧵 Key Features:

  • Clever Sarcastic Graphic: High-definition, crack-resistant typography that delivers a hilarious "rejection notice" to anyone trying to get your attention.

  • Premium Soft-Touch Fabric: 100% ring-spun cotton (or high-quality blends) for a breathable, lightweight feel that keeps you comfortable while you're busy not listening.

  • Modern Unisex Fit: A versatile, retail-fit silhouette that looks great on everyone. Not too baggy, not too tight—the "goldilocks" of comfort.

  • Versatile Daily Style: Pairs perfectly with jeans for a casual outing or works as a low-key statement piece under a jacket.

  • Superior Durability: Features shoulder-to-shoulder taping and double-needle stitching to ensure your "selectivity" lasts wash after wash.

🛠️ Custom Print-on-Demand (POD) Information: This product is a uniquely crafted Print-on-Demand (POD) item. It is an independent artistic creation and is not a product of any medical or commercial hearing-aid brand.

  • Personalized Choice: By purchasing, you are selecting this specific sarcastic "Selective Hearing" graphic to be custom-printed onto the shirt color and size of your choice.

  • Customer Acceptance: Each item is made-to-order specifically for you. By completing your purchase, you acknowledge and accept that this is a custom-printed garment tailored to your personal humor and style.

✅ Why You’ll Love It: Because your time (and your attention) is valuable. It’s the softest way to let people know they didn't make the cut.

✅ Grab Yours Now: Don't wait for them to say it again—they're not selected anyway. Add the "Selective Hearing" Sarcastic Tee to your cart and enjoy the silence in style.

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