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"If It Has Tits Or Tires, I Can Make It Squeal" T-Shirt - Funny Mechanic Graphic Tee

"If It Has Tits Or Tires, I Can Make It Squeal" T-Shirt - Funny Mechanic Graphic Tee

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"If It Has Tits Or Tires, I Can Make It Squeal" T-Shirt - Funny Mechanic Graphic Tee

$17.10
$17.10 $22.50
SAVE 24% Sold out

F I T & S I Z E C H A R T

M A T E R I A L S

T-SHIRT

  • Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber blend may differ depending on color)
  • Lightweight fabric: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
  • Retail-style fit
  • Features a tear-away label
  • Fits true to size

SWEATSHIRT

  • Crafted from 80% cotton and 20% polyester
  • Medium-heavy fabric: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
  • Relaxed, loose fit
  • Includes a sewn-in label
  • True-to-size fit

HOODIES

  • Made with 80% cotton and 20% polyester
  • Medium-heavy material: 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
  • Classic fit design
  • Tear-away label for added comfort
  • Runs true to size

C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S

  • Wash in warm water, max 40°C or 105°F
  • Only use non-chlorine bleach when necessary
  • Tumble dry low
  • Use medium heat for ironing, steaming, or dry ironing
  • Do not dry clean

S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S

SHIPPING
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RETURNS
If you are not fully satisfied with your purchase, we are happy to accept unused items returned in their original condition.

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S H I P P I N G - F E E

$0.00–$40.00: Shipping fee $5.90 USD

$40.01–$79.00: Shipping fee $4.90 USD

$79.01–$1,000.00: Free shipping

Rev up your wardrobe and your sense of humor with the "If It Has Tits Or Tires, I Can Make It Squeal" Graphic T-Shirt. Blending bold garage wit with a modern streetwear twist, this premium unisex crewneck tee is designed for mechanics, car guys, gearheads, and anyone who loves unapologetic automotive humor. Whether you're turning wrenches in the shop, heading to a local car meet, or just looking for a standout casual statement piece, this shirt delivers a powerful punchline with a tough attitude.

Why You'll Love This Funny Automotive Graphic Tee:

  • Bold Mechanic Twist: Features a unique, stylized typographic graphic celebrating classic garage humor, making it an instant conversation starter among fellow gearheads.

  • Premium Everyday Comfort: Crafted from a soft, breathable, and durable cotton-poly blend fabric that keeps you comfortable all day long and holds up against the tough shop environment.

  • Versatile Streetwear Fit: Styled for a modern look, it functions perfectly as a casual everyday crewneck, a heavy-duty shop shirt, or a relaxed oversized tee for your weekend rotation.

  • High-Quality Print: The detailed graphic is applied using premium, long-lasting inks that resist fading and cracking through heavy wear and regular washes.

Product Specifications:

  • Material: Premium Cotton-Poly Blend (Soft-feel fabric)

  • Fit: Unisex retail fit (True to size, size up for an oversized streetwear look)

  • Care Instructions: Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the printed design.

Please Note (POD Disclaimer): This is a custom Print-on-Demand (POD) product, printed fresh upon order. Product images are illustrative mockups to showcase the graphic design. By placing an order, you agree that you are purchasing a custom-made item.

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