Proud Mama of Tiny Chaos-Goblins T-Shirt
Proud Mama of Tiny Chaos-Goblins T-Shirt
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Proud Mama of Tiny Chaos-Goblins T-Shirt
F I T & S I Z E C H A R T
F I T & S I Z E C H A R T


M A T E R I A L S
M A T E R I A L S
T-SHIRT
- Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber blend may differ depending on color)
- Lightweight fabric: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
- Retail-style fit
- Features a tear-away label
- Fits true to size
SWEATSHIRT
- Crafted from 80% cotton and 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
- Relaxed, loose fit
- Includes a sewn-in label
- True-to-size fit
HOODIES
- Made with 80% cotton and 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy material: 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
- Classic fit design
- Tear-away label for added comfort
- Runs true to size
C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S
C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S
- Wash in warm water, max 40°C or 105°F
- Only use non-chlorine bleach when necessary
- Tumble dry low
- Use medium heat for ironing, steaming, or dry ironing
- Do not dry clean
S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S
S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S
SHIPPING
Orders are typically processed and shipped within 2–20 business days.
For full details, please review our Shipping Policy.
RETURNS
If you are not fully satisfied with your purchase, we are happy to accept unused items returned in their original condition.
For more information, please see our Returns & Exchanges page.
S H I P P I N G - F E E
S H I P P I N G - F E E
$0.00–$40.00: Shipping fee $5.90 USD
$40.01–$79.00: Shipping fee $4.90 USD
$79.01–$1,000.00: Free shipping
👹 Embrace the Mayhem. If your morning routine feels like a tactical extraction and your living room currently looks like a fantasy world explosion, you’re in the right place. The "Proud Mama of Tiny Chaos-Goblins" Tee is the official uniform for the moms who choose laughter over stress. Featuring a quirky, vintage-inspired font and a touch of "Goblincore" charm, this shirt tells the world that while your kids might be wild, they’re yours—and you wouldn't have it any other way.
Crafted from premium 100% ring-spun cotton, this tee features a specialized soft-wash treatment for that coveted "lived-in" feel. It’s the ultimate summer staple: lightweight enough for the playground heat, but durable enough to survive a direct hit from a juice box.
Note on Durability: This is a Print-on-Demand (POD) product. We use high-definition, eco-friendly inks that are specifically formulated to withstand the high-intensity lifestyle of a "Chaos-Goblin" mom. The graphic is soft-to-the-touch and integrated into the fabric, so it won’t crack or peel even after fifty trips through the wash.
🧵 Key Features:
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Sarcastic Parenting Graphic: Features high-impact, retro-styled typography with a playful "Chaos-Goblin" motif. Printed with breathable, matte inks for a sophisticated, boutique-quality finish.
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Premium Soft Cotton: 100% ring-spun cotton that provides a silky-smooth drape. It’s the perfect base for a casual streetwear look that keeps you comfortable from school drop-off to late-night snacking.
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The Ultimate Mother’s Day Gift: Move over, standard bouquets—this is the gift she actually wants. Ideal for birthdays, Mother’s Day, or a "solidarity gift" for your best friend who is currently in the toddler trenches.
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Modern Retail Fit: Features a tailored, unisex silhouette with side-seams. Stay true-to-size for a clean, classic fit or size up for a trendy, oversized "cool mom" aesthetic.
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Superior Durability: Pre-shrunk and garment-treated to maintain its shape and softness. Reinforced double-needle stitching ensures this shirt remains a favorite in your rotation all summer long.
✅ Why You’ll Love It:
Because perfection is boring and chaos is fun. It’s funny, it’s high-quality, and it’s arguably the most honest shirt in your 2026 wardrobe.
✅ Grab Yours Now:
Ready to claim your title? Select your favorite color (we recommend Moss Green, Pepper, or Ivory), pick your size, and add the "Tiny Chaos-Goblins" Mama Tee to your cart today!
