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Retro Western Goose Bumps T-Shirt – Comfort Colors

Retro Western Goose Bumps T-Shirt – Comfort Colors

Regular price $26.10
Sale price $26.10 Regular price $31.50
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Retro Western Goose Bumps T-Shirt – Comfort Colors

Regular price $26.10
Sale price $26.10 Regular price $31.50
SAVE 17% Sold out

F I T & S I Z E C H A R T

M A T E R I A L S

T-SHIRT

  • Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber blend may differ depending on color)
  • Lightweight fabric: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
  • Retail-style fit
  • Features a tear-away label
  • Fits true to size

SWEATSHIRT

  • Crafted from 80% cotton and 20% polyester
  • Medium-heavy fabric: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
  • Relaxed, loose fit
  • Includes a sewn-in label
  • True-to-size fit

HOODIES

  • Made with 80% cotton and 20% polyester
  • Medium-heavy material: 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
  • Classic fit design
  • Tear-away label for added comfort
  • Runs true to size

C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S

  • Wash in warm water, max 40°C or 105°F
  • Only use non-chlorine bleach when necessary
  • Tumble dry low
  • Use medium heat for ironing, steaming, or dry ironing
  • Do not dry clean

S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S

SHIPPING
Orders are typically processed and shipped within 2–20 business days.

For full details, please review our Shipping Policy.

RETURNS
If you are not fully satisfied with your purchase, we are happy to accept unused items returned in their original condition.

For more information, please see our Returns & Exchanges page.

S H I P P I N G - F E E

$0.00–$40.00: Shipping fee $5.90 USD

$40.01–$79.00: Shipping fee $4.90 USD

$79.01–$1,000.00: Free shipping

🤠 Giddy Up, Silly Goose! Get ready to cause a "honk" in the wild west. The Retro Western Goose Bumps Tee is the perfect mashup of vintage desert vibes and internet humor. Featuring a charming illustration of a goose in a cowboy hat against a retro sunset, this shirt is for those who take their style seriously but their personality... not so much. Whether you're heading to a country concert or just embracing your inner "Silly Goose," this tee is guaranteed to give people all the right kind of goosebumps.

Printed on the legendary Comfort Colors® 1717 garment-dyed shirt, it offers that signature vintage look and an ultra-soft, "lived-in" feel. It’s the high-end, heavy-duty tee that feels like a hug from a cactus (without the needles).

Note on Authenticity: This is a Print-on-Demand (POD) product. All graphics are high-quality, custom-printed exclusively based on your selection of size and color at the time of order, ensuring a fresh, vibrant, and unique finish for your wardrobe.

🧵 Key Features:

  • Aesthetic "Cowboy Goose" Graphic High-definition, retro-style illustration featuring a desert color palette. Printed with eco-friendly, durable inks that blend into the fabric for a soft, premium feel.

  • Authentic Comfort Colors® 1717 Base 100% ring-spun US cotton with a specialized garment-dye process, providing a rich, muted color palette and a texture that gets softer with every wash.

  • Premium Heavyweight Quality A thick, high-density fabric (6.1 oz) that provides a structured, flattering drape while remaining breathable—perfect for long days under the desert sun.

  • Coastal Cowboy Aesthetic Bridges the gap between "Western Core" and "Meme Culture." Pairs perfectly with denim, turquoise accessories, or your favorite pair of boots.

  • Relaxed Unisex Fit A versatile silhouette that fits all body types. Size up for a trendy, oversized look that's perfect for tucking into high-waisted jeans.

✅ Why You’ll Love It:

Because life is too short to not wear a goose in a cowboy hat. It’s funny, it’s aesthetic, and it’s arguably the most "honk-tastic" shirt you’ll ever own.

✅ Grab Yours Now:

Ready to hit the dusty trail? Pick your favorite garment-dyed shade, select your size, and add the Western Goose Bumps Tee to your cart today!

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