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"SHIT I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR" Funny Work T-Shirt

"SHIT I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR" Funny Work T-Shirt

$17.10
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"SHIT I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR" Funny Work T-Shirt

$17.10
$17.10 $22.50
SAVE 24% Sold out

F I T & S I Z E C H A R T

M A T E R I A L S

T-SHIRT

  • Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber blend may differ depending on color)
  • Lightweight fabric: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
  • Retail-style fit
  • Features a tear-away label
  • Fits true to size

SWEATSHIRT

  • Crafted from 80% cotton and 20% polyester
  • Medium-heavy fabric: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
  • Relaxed, loose fit
  • Includes a sewn-in label
  • True-to-size fit

HOODIES

  • Made with 80% cotton and 20% polyester
  • Medium-heavy material: 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
  • Classic fit design
  • Tear-away label for added comfort
  • Runs true to size

C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S

  • Wash in warm water, max 40°C or 105°F
  • Only use non-chlorine bleach when necessary
  • Tumble dry low
  • Use medium heat for ironing, steaming, or dry ironing
  • Do not dry clean

S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S

SHIPPING
Orders are typically processed and shipped within 2–20 business days.

For full details, please review our Shipping Policy.

RETURNS
If you are not fully satisfied with your purchase, we are happy to accept unused items returned in their original condition.

For more information, please see our Returns & Exchanges page.

S H I P P I N G - F E E

$0.00–$40.00: Shipping fee $5.90 USD

$40.01–$79.00: Shipping fee $4.90 USD

$79.01–$1,000.00: Free shipping

🚫 Boundary Setting: Level Expert. Between the "meetings that could have been emails" and the "quick syncs" that last an hour, your schedule is at capacity. The "SHIT I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR" Statement Tee is a masterclass in modern workplace sarcasm. Featuring a bold, clean typographic design that mirrors high-end editorial layouts, this shirt says exactly what you’re thinking—so you don't have to.

Crafted from premium 100% ring-spun cotton, this tee moves away from the stiff, itchy promo shirts of the past. It offers a soft-wash finish for a "lived-in" feel and a relaxed drape that makes it the most comfortable way to manage your workload (by ignoring it).

Note on Professionalism (or lack thereof): This is a Print-on-Demand (POD) product. We use high-definition, matte-finish inks that are integrated into the fabric fibers. This ensures the text remains crisp and readable, even after a dozen "urgent" laundry cycles. The graphic is soft-to-the-touch and won't peel or crack, unlike your patience during a 4 PM conference call.

🧵 Key Features:

  • Sarcastic Corporate Graphic: Features bold, minimalist typography with an "Editorial Aesthetic." It’s designed to look like a high-end streetwear piece while carrying a hilarious, relatable message.

  • Premium Soft Cotton: 100% ring-spun cotton that provides a lightweight, breathable, and silky-smooth feel. It’s the perfect base for layering under a zip-up hoodie or wearing solo while you're OOO.

  • The Ultimate Gift for Coworkers: An ideal gift for White Elephant parties, promotion celebrations, or a "congratulations on surviving the quarter" treat for your work bestie.

  • Relaxed Modern Fit: Features a comfortable, unisex-style silhouette with side-seams. Stay true-to-size for a classic casual look or size up for a trendy, oversized "WFH" vibe.

  • Superior Durability: Pre-shrunk and garment-treated to maintain its shape and ultra-soft feel. Reinforced double-needle stitching ensures this shirt lasts longer than most of your project deadlines.

✅ Why You’ll Love It:

Because your to-do list is already a mile long. It’s witty, it’s high-quality, and it’s arguably the most efficient way to communicate your priorities in 2026.

✅ Grab Yours Now:

Ready to clear your plate? Select your favorite color (we recommend Classic Black, Charcoal, or Navy), pick your size, and add the "SHIT I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR" Tee to your cart today!

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