Sarcastic Drinking Joke Graphic Top – Funny Party Humor Casual Apparel
Sarcastic Drinking Joke Graphic Top – Funny Party Humor Casual Apparel
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Sarcastic Drinking Joke Graphic Top – Funny Party Humor Casual Apparel
F I T & S I Z E C H A R T
F I T & S I Z E C H A R T
M A T E R I A L S
M A T E R I A L S
T-SHIRT
- Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber blend may differ depending on color)
- Lightweight fabric: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
- Retail-style fit
- Features a tear-away label
- Fits true to size
SWEATSHIRT
- Crafted from 80% cotton and 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
- Relaxed, loose fit
- Includes a sewn-in label
- True-to-size fit
HOODIES
- Made with 80% cotton and 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy material: 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
- Classic fit design
- Tear-away label for added comfort
- Runs true to size
C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S
C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S
- Wash in warm water, max 40°C or 105°F
- Only use non-chlorine bleach when necessary
- Tumble dry low
- Use medium heat for ironing, steaming, or dry ironing
- Do not dry clean
S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S
S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S
SHIPPING
Orders are typically processed and shipped within 2–20 business days.
For full details, please review our Shipping Policy.
RETURNS
If you are not fully satisfied with your purchase, we are happy to accept unused items returned in their original condition.
For more information, please see our Returns & Exchanges page.
S H I P P I N G - F E E
S H I P P I N G - F E E
$0.00–$40.00: Shipping fee $5.90 USD
$40.01–$79.00: Shipping fee $4.90 USD
$79.01–$1,000.00: Free shipping
🍺🍹 Unfiltered Internal Monologue Meets Peak Party Humor!
We’ve all made promises to ourselves—and immediately ignored them. This "Told Myself to Stop Drinking" Graphic T-Shirt captures that relatable moment of sarcastic internal debate with bold typography and a witty, comedic punchline that is sure to get laughs at any social gathering.
Whether you're heading out for weekend drinks, tailgating at the big game, hitting up a brewery, or looking for a hilarious gift for your favorite drinking buddy, this ultra-comfortable cotton tee brings effortless fun and relaxed style.
🧵 Key Features:
Midweight Fabric: 5.3 oz./yd² (US) / 8.8 oz./L yd (CA)
Soft Cotton Feel: Breathable and comfortable for daily wear
Material Blends: Heather (50/50), Antique (90/10), Ash Grey (99/1)
Classic Fit: Unisex cut
Durable Construction: Ribbed collar, taped neck & shoulders
Tear-Away Label: Smooth, irritation-free
High-Quality Print: Long-lasting DTG/DTF graphic
Made in the USA
Sizing Note: ±1–2 inch variation
Color Disclaimer: Slight differences due to screen settings
✅ Why You’ll Love It:
Because listening to your own bad advice is always half the fun.
✅ Grab Yours Now:
Raise a glass to good times—order your Funny Drinking Humor Graphic Tee today!
