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"Toys Before Boys" Funny Quote Shirt

"Toys Before Boys" Funny Quote Shirt

$17.10
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"Toys Before Boys" Funny Quote Shirt

$17.10
$17.10 $22.50
SAVE 24% Sold out

F I T & S I Z E C H A R T

M A T E R I A L S

T-SHIRT

  • Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber blend may differ depending on color)
  • Lightweight fabric: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
  • Retail-style fit
  • Features a tear-away label
  • Fits true to size

SWEATSHIRT

  • Crafted from 80% cotton and 20% polyester
  • Medium-heavy fabric: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
  • Relaxed, loose fit
  • Includes a sewn-in label
  • True-to-size fit

HOODIES

  • Made with 80% cotton and 20% polyester
  • Medium-heavy material: 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
  • Classic fit design
  • Tear-away label for added comfort
  • Runs true to size

C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S

  • Wash in warm water, max 40°C or 105°F
  • Only use non-chlorine bleach when necessary
  • Tumble dry low
  • Use medium heat for ironing, steaming, or dry ironing
  • Do not dry clean

S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S

SHIPPING
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RETURNS
If you are not fully satisfied with your purchase, we are happy to accept unused items returned in their original condition.

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S H I P P I N G - F E E

$0.00–$40.00: Shipping fee $5.90 USD

$40.01–$79.00: Shipping fee $4.90 USD

$79.01–$1,000.00: Free shipping

🧸✨ Priorities, Darling. It’s Called Self-Care. Who needs dating drama when you can have a collection that actually makes you happy? The "Toys Before Boys" Funny Quote Tee is the ultimate anthem for the independent, the playful, and the unapologetically sassy. Whether you’re a collector of vintage toys, a fan of "grown-up" gadgets, or just someone who prefers hobbies over heartbreak, this shirt says it all with a wink.

Featuring a clean, bold minimalist design, this tee is a masterclass in sarcasm. It’s the perfect conversation starter for a night out with the girls, a cozy day of gaming/collecting, or as a loud-and-proud statement piece for your daily streetwear rotation.

🧵 Key Features:

  • Sassy Sarcastic Graphic: High-definition, crack-resistant typography printed with premium inks that stay vibrant through every "boys-free" weekend.

  • Premium Soft-Touch Cotton: 100% ring-spun cotton (or high-quality blends) for a breathable, lightweight feel that’s comfortable for all-day wear.

  • Modern Unisex Fit: A versatile, retail-fit silhouette that’s flattering for everyone. Not too baggy, not too tight—the "goldilocks" of comfort.

  • The Perfect Humorous Gift: An ideal choice for birthdays, Galentine’s Day, or a "congrats on being single" surprise for your bestie.

  • Superior Durability: Features shoulder-to-shoulder taping and double-needle stitching to ensure your "priorities" stay intact wash after wash.

🛠️ Custom Print-on-Demand (POD) Information: This product is a uniquely crafted Print-on-Demand (POD) item. It is an independent artistic creation and is not affiliated with any specific toy brand or commercial entity.

  • Personalized Choice: By purchasing, you are selecting this specific "Toys Before Boys" graphic to be custom-printed onto the shirt color and size of your choice.

  • Customer Acceptance: Each item is made-to-order specifically for you. By completing your purchase, you acknowledge and accept that this is a custom-printed garment tailored to your personal sense of humor.

✅ Why You’ll Love It: Because your hobbies don't talk back, and they certainly don't leave their socks on the floor. It’s the softest way to handle the dating world with a sense of humor.

✅ Grab Yours Now: Choose fun over frustration. Add the "Toys Before Boys" Sarcastic Tee to your cart and let the world know exactly where you stand.

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