Mission Impossible Culinary Club T-Shirt – Sarcastic Back-Print Humor Graphic Tee
Mission Impossible Culinary Club T-Shirt – Sarcastic Back-Print Humor Graphic Tee
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Mission Impossible Culinary Club T-Shirt – Sarcastic Back-Print Humor Graphic Tee
F I T & S I Z E C H A R T
F I T & S I Z E C H A R T
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1942 Broadway St, STE 314C
Boulder, CO 80302, United States
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Phone: +1 (719) 284-0013
Support hours: Monday–Saturday, 9:00 AM–6:00 PM Eastern Time.
M A T E R I A L S
M A T E R I A L S
T-SHIRT
- Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber blend may differ depending on color)
- Lightweight fabric: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
- Retail-style fit
- Features a tear-away label
- Fits true to size
SWEATSHIRT
- Crafted from 80% cotton and 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
- Relaxed, loose fit
- Includes a sewn-in label
- True-to-size fit
HOODIES
- Made with 80% cotton and 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy material: 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
- Classic fit design
- Tear-away label for added comfort
- Runs true to size
C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S
C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S
- Wash in warm water, max 40°C or 105°F
- Only use non-chlorine bleach when necessary
- Tumble dry low
- Use medium heat for ironing, steaming, or dry ironing
- Do not dry clean
S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S
S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S
Shipping
United States orders: processing takes 1–5 business days, followed by 1–15 business days in transit. Estimated total delivery time is 2–20 business days. Processing and delivery days are Monday–Saturday, excluding applicable holidays.
Standard shipping: $5.90 for order subtotals up to $40.00; $4.90 for $40.01–$78.99; free from $79.00. See our Shipping Policy for full details and Canada delivery information.
Returns and exchanges
We accept returns and exchanges for defective, damaged or incorrect items. We do not accept change-of-mind returns of non-defective items. Contact support@teezioo.com within 30 days of delivery before returning an item.
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S H I P P I N G - F E E
S H I P P I N G - F E E
$0.00–$40.00: Shipping fee $5.90 USD
$40.01–$78.99: Shipping fee $4.90 USD
$79.00 and above: Free standard shipping
Charges are based on the order subtotal after discounts.
🥣🍴 Patience Level: Absolute Zero.
Express your total unwillingness to comply with peak absurd sarcasm in the Mission Impossible Culinary Club Graphic Tee. Featuring a clean front and a bold, statement back-print slogan "I'll Eat a Bowl of Water With a Fork Before I Deal With This," this shirt is designed for master purveyors of irony, introverts, and anyone who prefers impossible tasks over unnecessary small talk.
Crafted with soft, breathable midweight cotton, this relaxed-fit short-sleeve tee delivers superior daily comfort, fade-resistant color depth, and reliable shape retention — perfect for anti-social errands, casual workplace banter, comedy nights, or relaxed weekend lounging.
🧵 Key Features:
- Statement Back Print: Subtle front look paired with a high-impact sarcastic quote graphic across the back
- Midweight Fabric: 5.3 oz./yd² (US) / 8.8 oz./L yd (CA)
- Soft & Breathable Feel: 100% cotton comfort engineered for all-day wearability and fade resistance
- Material Blends: Heather colors (50% cotton, 50% polyester), Antique colors (90% cotton, 10% polyester), Ash Grey (99% cotton, 1% polyester)
- Relaxed Fit: Standard unisex/men's crewneck silhouette designed for easy, unrestrictive movement
- Durable Construction: Ribbed collar with taped neck and shoulders for added structural stability
- Tear-Away Label: Smooth, scratch-free interior comfort
- High-Quality Print: Long-lasting DTG/DTF graphic application designed to resist cracking and fading
- Made in the USA
- Sizing Note: Please allow a ±1–2 inch measurement variation due to standard manufacturing tolerances
- Color Disclaimer: Actual product color may vary slightly due to monitor display settings and lighting conditions
✅ Why You’ll Love It:
Unfiltered dark humor meets clean back-graphic streetwear aesthetics. Effortlessly style it with distressed jeans, cargo shorts, oversized zip hoodies, or sneakers for a effortless, conversation-starting outfit.
✅ Get Yours Today:
Serve up unmatched sarcasm — order your Mission Impossible Culinary Club Tee today!
