Sarcastic Squad Gratitude T-Shirt – Vintage Friendsgiving Humor Graphic Tee
Sarcastic Squad Gratitude T-Shirt – Vintage Friendsgiving Humor Graphic Tee
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Sarcastic Squad Gratitude T-Shirt – Vintage Friendsgiving Humor Graphic Tee
F I T & S I Z E C H A R T
F I T & S I Z E C H A R T
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1942 Broadway St, STE 314C
Boulder, CO 80302, United States
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Phone: +1 (719) 284-0013
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M A T E R I A L S
M A T E R I A L S
T-SHIRT
- Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber blend may differ depending on color)
- Lightweight fabric: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
- Retail-style fit
- Features a tear-away label
- Fits true to size
SWEATSHIRT
- Crafted from 80% cotton and 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
- Relaxed, loose fit
- Includes a sewn-in label
- True-to-size fit
HOODIES
- Made with 80% cotton and 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy material: 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
- Classic fit design
- Tear-away label for added comfort
- Runs true to size
C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S
C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S
- Wash in warm water, max 40°C or 105°F
- Only use non-chlorine bleach when necessary
- Tumble dry low
- Use medium heat for ironing, steaming, or dry ironing
- Do not dry clean
S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S
S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S
Shipping
United States orders: processing takes 1–5 business days, followed by 1–15 business days in transit. Estimated total delivery time is 2–20 business days. Processing and delivery days are Monday–Saturday, excluding applicable holidays.
Standard shipping: $5.90 for order subtotals up to $40.00; $4.90 for $40.01–$78.99; free from $79.00. See our Shipping Policy for full details and Canada delivery information.
Returns and exchanges
We accept returns and exchanges for defective, damaged or incorrect items. We do not accept change-of-mind returns of non-defective items. Contact support@teezioo.com within 30 days of delivery before returning an item.
Read our Return policy and Refund policy.
S H I P P I N G - F E E
S H I P P I N G - F E E
$0.00–$40.00: Shipping fee $5.90 USD
$40.01–$78.99: Shipping fee $4.90 USD
$79.00 and above: Free standard shipping
Charges are based on the order subtotal after discounts.
🦃🍷 Gratitude, Served with Heavy Sarcasm.
Skip the overly sentimental holiday speeches and tell your inner circle how you really feel with the Sarcastic Squad Gratitude Graphic Tee. Featuring a distressed, vintage-inspired typography graphic declaring your crude yet genuine appreciation for your favorite humans, this shirt is made for Friendsgiving dinners, chaotic holiday drinking games, and tight-knit friendship groups that communicate entirely in insult comedy.
Crafted with soft, breathable midweight cotton, this unisex short-sleeve shirt delivers supreme all-day comfort, excellent drape, and long-lasting shape retention — perfect for Friendsgiving potlucks, autumn pub crawls, holiday game nights, or gifting to that one friend who refuses to take anything seriously.
🧵 Key Features:
- Midweight Fabric: 5.3 oz./yd² (US) / 8.8 oz./L yd (CA)
- Soft Cotton Feel: Breathable and comfortable for all-day holiday feasting and drinking
- Material Blends: Heather colors (50% cotton, 50% polyester), Antique colors (90% cotton, 10% polyester), Ash Grey (99% cotton, 1% polyester)
- Classic Fit: Standard unisex silhouette designed for an easy, relaxed daily fit
- Durable Construction: Ribbed collar with taped neck and shoulders for added structural stability
- Tear-Away Label: Smooth, scratch-free interior comfort
- High-Quality Print: Long-lasting DTG/DTF graphic application designed to resist cracking and fading
- Made in the USA
- Sizing Note: Please allow a ±1–2 inch measurement variation due to standard manufacturing tolerances
- Color Disclaimer: Actual product color may vary slightly due to monitor display settings and lighting conditions
✅ Why You’ll Love It:
Retro aesthetic typography meets unapologetic adult humor. Effortlessly style it with casual denim, cozy sweatpants, or layer it under an open oversized flannel or corduroy shacket for a relaxed, festive vibe.
✅ Get Yours Today:
Bring real honesty to the holiday dinner table — order your Sarcastic Squad Gratitude Tee today!
